1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,280 Does Barra Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles? 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:07,760 Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm, I can feel it. 3 00:00:07,761 --> 00:00:09,719 I think we've got a John Doe on our hands. 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,440 That's not a croc bite. That's been chopped off. 5 00:00:12,441 --> 00:00:15,519 Now we're looking for a missing person and a fuckin' killer! 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,800 -We? -Yes, yes, fuckin' yes. 7 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:21,480 If I can identify the croc from the river, then we find our killer. 8 00:00:21,481 --> 00:00:23,599 The Darrells' pet croc, King, is still alive, 9 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,520 so I've got one more place to check out. 10 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,560 -What are you doing here? -It's dead. 11 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,320 Triple Pet! The best croc in the Territory. 12 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:31,999 He must have been who was dead in the river. 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,600 -[gunshot] -Fuck! Get down, get down! 14 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,480 No, he's not going to shoot us. He's my fuckin' dad. 15 00:00:37,481 --> 00:00:39,519 [DJ] Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face? 16 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,840 Respect my dad! He's the king of the river! 17 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:46,120 -Dad! -[all scream and sob] 18 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,000 [eerie music plays] 19 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,080 -[night birds call] -[engine putters] 20 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,520 [Eddie] Nah. We got more chance of finding a shit with wings 21 00:01:16,521 --> 00:01:18,479 than more of Don Darrell's body tonight. 22 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,400 Some croc's probably tucked him away like a... 23 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,080 drag queen's dick by now. 24 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,080 Or I'd say he's been eaten already. 25 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,530 What? 26 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:30,490 What? 27 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,959 Were you ever going to tell me that your dad lives in Barra Creek? 28 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,360 Ugh! Here we go. 29 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,639 Well, you specifically said that you have no family here, Eddie. 30 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,999 Yeah, because I thought he was in jail. 31 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,920 [Dulcie] Well, feel free to tell me about your hometown 32 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 while we are investigating a case in your 33 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,280 so I don't make a complete git of myself. 34 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,439 Well, you're doing a pretty good job of that yourself by now. 35 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,120 Oh, the glasses are for motion sickness! 36 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,600 Mate, who cares who kept what from who, OK? 37 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,640 We're trying to solve a high-profile murder here. 38 00:01:57,641 --> 00:01:59,119 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. 39 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,039 So, tomorrow morning, we hit the ground running, 40 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,479 get his autopsy report and we fingerprint his cage. 41 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,960 What? Whose cage? 42 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,640 Triple Pet, my crocodile! 43 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,720 Eddie, we are investigating a homicide. 44 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,199 This is a fuckin' homicide! 45 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,480 "Hom" means "human". 46 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,880 Right! Now I'd like to say 47 00:02:13,881 --> 00:02:16,159 a few words about Triple Pet, my crocodile brother. 48 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:20,440 -Please don't. Please, no. -Triple Pet, you loved eating. 49 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,320 Um, specifically pets. Three of them, to be exact. 50 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,520 And I know we had our challenges. 51 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,239 I accidentally shot off three of your scutes with a slug gun 52 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,680 and you tried to eat me a lot. 53 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,120 But you were my best mate. 54 00:02:31,121 --> 00:02:34,879 And I solemnly vow to find your killer and avenge your death and so does Collins. 55 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,959 -No, I don't. -And now for your favourite song. 56 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,800 -Oh Christ... ? Eddie, it is 4am... -? Cracklin' Rose ? 57 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,160 ? you're a store-bought woman ? 58 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,680 ? You make me sing like a guitar hummin' ? 59 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,640 -[groans] -? So hang on to me, girl ? 60 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:51,760 ? Our song keeps playin' on ? 61 00:02:51,761 --> 00:02:54,679 -? Play it now, play it now ? -Please stop moving your bottom! 62 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,319 -? Play it now, my baby ?? -It's jiggling the boat, Eddie! 63 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,160 [theme song plays] 64 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,680 -[birds sing] -[gentle music plays] 65 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,400 Now, that was a silly brawl last night. 66 00:03:31,401 --> 00:03:33,119 -[man speaks indistinctly] -Hey- Yeah. 67 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,440 And Don's death is no excuse for you to kick off again now. 68 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,680 Let's get this road on the show, shall we? 69 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,520 Wait, wait, wait. What's with this... get up? 70 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:45,078 You look like a beachy mortician. You need to get involved with this, mate! 71 00:03:45,079 --> 00:03:47,840 100% petroleum, moisture-wicking, 72 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,680 hammerhead shark on the back. 73 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,960 OK, yep. Wowee. Yep. 74 00:03:51,961 --> 00:03:53,639 Not as good as Bushy's shirt though. 75 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,800 Oh, mate! If you'd have seen that one! 76 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,760 Fuckin' bull croc on the front, helicopter on the back, 77 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,840 -double the action, you know? -I don't. 78 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,720 So, any word on Don's autopsy? 79 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,640 Uh, no. Apparently forensics are busy. 80 00:04:06,641 --> 00:04:09,159 But we'll head to Darwin once the autopsy's confirmed. 81 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,000 -OK, when do we meet our team? -Uh, there is no team! 82 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:16,519 All personnel have been diverted to Taskforce Hammare for the backpacker case. 83 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,120 -My loves! -Hi. 84 00:04:18,121 --> 00:04:19,599 I bought us new drink bottles. 85 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,239 I've taped the "What colour is your piss?" dehydration guide on the side. 86 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,919 -Oh, love. Thank you. -Yeah, good on you, Cath. 87 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,239 Eddie, I'm so glad you're here reconnecting with your dad. 88 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,410 -No, I'm not. -Such a beautiful experience. 89 00:04:28,411 --> 00:04:30,279 -No, it's not. -Thank you for letting us be part of it. 90 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,800 -No, Cath, no. -[horn beeps] 91 00:04:31,801 --> 00:04:35,079 -[Frank] Here! Move out of the way. -What's the fuckin' old scrote up to now? 92 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,919 Hold that. I'm going to talk to him about Triple Pet. 93 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,280 OK, my love, I'm going to a camping store 94 00:04:39,281 --> 00:04:40,799 to buy us a family piss bucket. 95 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,240 -Oi! -Oh. Why are you still here? 96 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,959 I don't know. I thought we could reconnect 97 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,480 over a nice cup of Moccona. 98 00:04:46,481 --> 00:04:48,959 I'm investigating the Don Darrell homicide, dickhead. 99 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,359 Oh, don't you fuckin' talk to me about Don Darrell. 100 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,000 He's fuckin' dead to me! 101 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:56,399 I tell you what, if you had one dram of fuckin' loyalty in you, girl, 102 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,880 -he'd be fuckin' dead to you too. -He is dead to me! 103 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:01,719 He's fuckin' dead to everybody 'cause he's fuckin' dead. 104 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,119 What did you do with Triple Pet? 105 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,680 What? You got tits for ears? 106 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,800 I told you last night. Somebody stole him. 107 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,360 Oh, really? OK. Yeah? 108 00:05:08,361 --> 00:05:10,279 And that's how he wound up dead in the river 109 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,159 with Don Darrell's arm in his mouth, is it? 110 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,359 What are you on about, girl? That's not Triple Pet. 111 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,119 Look at those bumps on the top of its head. 112 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:19,370 That croc's got all its scutes. Triple Pet's got half his missing. 113 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,960 And we both know how that happened, shit shot. 114 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,680 -So where's Triple Pet, then? -I don't bloody know. 115 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,480 -[whirring] -Oh, come on! Not this arsehole again! 116 00:05:27,481 --> 00:05:28,639 Get fucked, hovercunt! 117 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,839 -Oi, you, hovercunt, piss off! -Piss off, you fuckin' dog! 118 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,520 -Frank. -Fuck- Eh? 119 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,920 Frank, hi. Hello. I'm um... I'm Dulcie. 120 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,640 I didn't get a chance to meet properly when you were shooting at us. 121 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,600 Yeah, I know about you. 122 00:05:41,601 --> 00:05:43,239 Have a look at the pair of you, hey? 123 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,520 Shetland pony and a lesbian giraffe. 124 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,920 It's like a fuckin' Disney film come to life. [laughs] 125 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,480 -Good luck with the case, Edwina. -[beeping] 126 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,240 You're off to a fuckin' flyer so far. 127 00:05:59,111 --> 00:06:03,239 [Pat] This building used to be the old school. 128 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,359 -Eddie would remember that, wouldn't you? -[Eddie] Yep. 129 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,640 Yeah, so anyway, here's the keys to your vehicle, alright? 130 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,600 That's on loan from the boys at the Dirks River Station. 131 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,640 So I'd give it a wipe down if I was you. 132 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,760 -Ah. -The kitchen, just over here. 133 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:20,480 Bathroom's out the back. The toilet is non-load bearing. 134 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:25,000 So just hover over the top of it like you're riding an invisible motorbike. 135 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,960 That's it. Just make yourselves at home. 136 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,600 -I'm retiring next week. -Oh! 137 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,030 So I'm doing the handover with my replacement. 138 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,800 So far it's been like hand-rearing a baby duck. 139 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,480 Senior Sergeant Heffernan. 140 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,840 Oh, speak of the devil. 141 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:42,240 Uh, Detectives, this is the incoming Barra Creek sergeant Luke Ferguson. 142 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,040 Hey, I know you! 143 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,640 Used to work at HQ. 144 00:06:45,641 --> 00:06:48,079 Bushy put his dick in your yoghurt that time, remember that? 145 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,119 -[Eddie laughs] -I do. I do remember that. 146 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,839 Yeah! You still making that homebrew? 147 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,079 Stuff that tastes like a banana pissed itself. 148 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,680 -It was tropical sour. -Oh, yeah, it was potent. 149 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,159 Couldn't stop pissing brown, for a week! 150 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,079 What's the deal with the moonboot, Moonboot? 151 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,399 I had a procedure done on my plantar fasciitis. 152 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:07,400 Uh, the Don Darrell autopsy report's taking an awfully long time to print. 153 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,600 Sorry, the autopsy's been done already? 154 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,040 Yes, and it's taking a very long time to print. 155 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:15,239 [Pat] OK, well just bring it in to the detectives when it's done, Luke. 156 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,920 I can't do that, Senior Sergeant. 157 00:07:16,921 --> 00:07:19,479 You are supposed to be taking me through the emergency SOPs 158 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,120 all the way through to lunchtime. 159 00:07:21,121 --> 00:07:23,879 I'm only rostered on until 3pm. It'll be overtime after that. 160 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,480 Yeah, OK. OK. Yep. 161 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,440 [softly] Jeez, if the weather doesn't do me in, that boy will. 162 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,000 Just hold tight. 163 00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:35,039 Right, you've gotta open the tray... [continues indistinctly] 164 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,999 [Dulcie] What kind of backyard forensics office 165 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,200 does an autopsy without informing the detectives in charge? 166 00:07:40,201 --> 00:07:41,719 It's Territory forensics, mate. 167 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,320 Pretty much just three blokes and a Commodore 64. 168 00:07:44,321 --> 00:07:46,759 -You've just got to be firm with it. -[Luke] Senior Sergeant! 169 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,000 Yes! Coming, Luke! 170 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,600 -No, it's- -Down low, too slow. 171 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:56,680 Weapon used in the post-mortem disarticulation of D. Darrell 172 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:02,080 is a weapon with a cutting edge attached to a handle or hilt. 173 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:04,239 -So... A knife. -It's a knife. That's a knife, right. 174 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:08,040 So... his head and arm were removed after death. 175 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,560 What else does it say? 176 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,040 -That's just it, the knife bit. -What? 177 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:13,639 -That's not- No, it's not. -Yeah, it is. 178 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,039 No, what about the time of death or the cause of death? 179 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,600 -Just the knife. -Is there a tox report? 180 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,240 "Cause of death unknown"! 181 00:08:20,241 --> 00:08:22,559 [Eddie] Yeah, they need the torso. It's got all the vital organs, 182 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,079 the heart, the lungs, the bum and the boobs. 183 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,480 Sure, but this isn't a forensics report. This is a book blurb. 184 00:08:27,481 --> 00:08:29,799 Forget about it. We'll figure this out some other way. 185 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,439 Forensics is a crutch for you anyway. 186 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,879 Come on, let's just go to the Darrells, 187 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,159 shake their shorts, see what turds fall out. 188 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,919 -Come on, you can drive. -Oh, can I? 189 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,720 Oh, Eddie, in interviews we refer to Don's death as a fishing accident. 190 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:43,960 No mention we're treating it as a murder. 191 00:08:43,961 --> 00:08:45,879 I know! I'll be confidential as fuck, mate. 192 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,600 I always am. 193 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,200 -Hi. -Fuck. 194 00:08:49,201 --> 00:08:52,319 Pat was going to give me a quote about Don Darrell and then forgot about me. 195 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,720 I heard everything you said. 196 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,240 -[door opens] -You're a fuckin' journo? 197 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:00,440 Yes, I'm Leo Lee. I write the NT Times daily Crocwatch column. 198 00:09:00,441 --> 00:09:03,759 Right, well, obviously, I'm a fan, but if you print anything we just said, 199 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,919 I'll do you for perverting the course of justice, OK? 200 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,810 -That's not the charge for that. -Just keep your hole shut. 201 00:09:08,811 --> 00:09:11,679 OK, but I'm a trained journalist, so you should let me investigate with you. 202 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,039 I'm dangerously bored in my job. 203 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,439 I've written the same weekly croc attack article for months now 204 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,839 and not one person's noticed. 205 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,559 Leo, your help with the crime scene photos was appreciated, 206 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,280 but I am running a professional investigation here, 207 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,520 so thank you and no thank you and goodbye, please and thank you. 208 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:26,639 Oh. 209 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:30,010 -Uh, there's a recycling bin over- -Yes, yes, yeah, OK. Thank you. Ta. 210 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,160 Oi! Reddy! That bike, that's not yours! 211 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,480 Do I know you? 212 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,240 -Yes. It's Miki. -Hi, Aunty! 213 00:09:36,241 --> 00:09:37,839 Don't call her Aunty, bub, she's not black. 214 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,400 Yes, she is. 215 00:09:39,401 --> 00:09:41,839 Did you pretend to be black to take my ten-year-old's bike? 216 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,240 No! And I didn't take the bike. 217 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,120 Yeah, she paid me $120 to hire it for three days, cash. 218 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,239 Yeah, so we can pay to get Uncle Al's boat fixed. 219 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,639 Yeah, because I put dog biscuits in the fuel tank. 220 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,760 -Right, well... -What? 221 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,310 ...return it in good condition and pump up the tyres. 222 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,610 -Come on, let's go. -Wait, wait, wait! Miffy! 223 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,920 You're a ranger, yeah? 224 00:10:00,921 --> 00:10:03,479 So my crocodile brother Triple Pet's gone missing. 225 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,799 -Have you seen him in the area? -Listen, blue heelers, 226 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,359 if you want my ancestral knowledge and my professional expertise 227 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,120 for your police investigation, 228 00:10:10,121 --> 00:10:11,719 then you can contact my boss, Keith. 229 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,879 Keith can contact me and I can tell Keith to fuck right off. 230 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,360 Here you go. 231 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,320 Your sunnies. 232 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,920 Alright, come on, you lot. 233 00:10:18,921 --> 00:10:21,959 Auntie Mary said you can collect some cans at the pub while I'm at work today. 234 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,240 Love the school holidays. 235 00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:24,679 -Come on, Mav! -OK, thanks. 236 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,759 -How many cans do we need to collect to make $300? -[Eddie] That ranger's a bit of a punish. 237 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,999 [boy replies indistinctly] 238 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,720 Freaky eyes. Too many fuckin' colours, if you ask me. 239 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,200 Looks like a poisonous frog. 240 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:37,599 Put the- We don't need the bike, Eddie! We have the car. We have an adult car now. 241 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,159 I've still got five hours left on the rental. 242 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,799 -[Dulcie] Let's just go. -[Eddie] No worries. 243 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,039 I'm going to be your human map. 244 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,959 -[? Dave Dobbyn's "Slice Of Heaven" plays loudly] -[both exclaim] 245 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,439 -[indistinct] -I don't know where... 246 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,279 -Turn it off! -I don't know which one it is! 247 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,719 -OK! -The fuckin' button there. 248 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:50,920 [music ends] 249 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,240 Fucking... 250 00:10:52,241 --> 00:10:58,679 [Eddie] Alright, so when we get there, I'll take the lead with the Darrells. 251 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,159 [Dulcie] Really? You think that's wise? 252 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,200 Amber all but kneecapped you last night. 253 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,480 At least I'm local, mate. You stink of rich. 254 00:11:04,481 --> 00:11:06,879 One look at you and then they'll know you played the oboe 255 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,720 and you're terrified of arse-play. 256 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,880 It was the clarinet, actually. 257 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,879 -[ringing] -Oh, it's the superintendent. 258 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,920 Leave it. We're almost there. 259 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,320 -Superintendent. -[Culkin] Detective. 260 00:11:19,321 --> 00:11:21,359 I'm just out for a laksa, thought I'd give you a call, 261 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,679 see how you got on this morning. 262 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,799 [Dulcie] Well, we've just arrived at the Darrells' now, sir. 263 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,719 So hopefully we can question all of the family members, 264 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,999 get them to piece together a picture of Don's final hours. 265 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,240 [coughs] OK. And, uh, how's Detective Redcliffe getting on? 266 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:40,480 Really... Really great, actually, but she'd like a therapy puppet. 267 00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:42,439 -Would she? Really? A puppet? -[whispers] Fuck you! 268 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,920 OK. To each their own. 269 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,720 I'll let HR know. [chuckles] They'll be rapt. 270 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,320 I'm doing too many things here. 271 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,650 Oh, actually, sir, we could use your assistance with forensics. 272 00:11:51,651 --> 00:11:54,359 Don Darrell's autopsy report was all of eight words. 273 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,400 They didn't give us a cause of death. 274 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,070 Now, we appreciate that they need more body parts, 275 00:11:59,071 --> 00:12:01,039 but we expected a bit more information. 276 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,510 Yeah, well, that sounds about right, Detective. 277 00:12:03,511 --> 00:12:05,119 Um, look, I'll make some calls, 278 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,719 see if I can't unblock a few of those evidence pipelines for you. 279 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:12,160 Thank you, sir, and we'll do some old-fashioned pavement pounding till then. 280 00:12:12,161 --> 00:12:14,239 -[chuckles awkwardly] -Alright, I'll leave you to it. 281 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,680 -OK, bye for now. -[beeping] 282 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,680 Hey, no jokes when we go in there. 283 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,320 They don't work for you, it's like... 284 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,040 G-string on an otter. 285 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,160 [car door opens and closes] 286 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:33,560 [Eddie] Yeah, so, um, straight up the bat, we offer our condoles and, um... 287 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,760 I just want to say... how sorry we both are. 288 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,040 Don was, uh... 289 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:43,120 a legend, a... river king. 290 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,800 A... 291 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,920 sultan of... swing. 292 00:12:46,921 --> 00:12:48,519 [Amber] Shove it up your clack! 293 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,399 Dad would be rolling in his grave to know you were here. 294 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,079 Yeah, well, he's not in a grave, is he, so- 295 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,479 My C-section's healed, shithead. I will go you! 296 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,959 -Oh, Amber, stop your rot! -It's a statement of fact, OK? 297 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,680 Fine, he's mainly in the river. Fuck, fine. You go. 298 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:04,360 Um, uh, uh, Miss, uh, Ms Darrell, Mrs Darrell, 299 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:08,520 we just want to ask a few questions about Don's last movements. 300 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,319 How would we know his last movements? We didn't follow him to the shitter! 301 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,000 No, sorry, I meant what he was doing before he died. 302 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,959 Well, say that, then, Scrabble. You think you're better than me? 303 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,080 No. I never- I don't- 304 00:13:18,081 --> 00:13:20,599 And I'm a missus, not a miss! I'm married, to Grent. 305 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,760 -That's my husband there. -That's- Oh. 306 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,920 Oh, that's... Congratulations. 307 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,800 Um, so when was the last time you saw Don? 308 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,230 -Why? What's it to you? -How fuckin' dare you? 309 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,160 I- I am just trying to do my job. 310 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,600 The last time we saw Dad was... 311 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,600 [sobs] It was Sunday night. 312 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,920 Sunday night. The whole family had tea at the pub. 313 00:13:42,921 --> 00:13:45,439 -You happy? -So youse didn't see him on Monday, then? 314 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,919 -If we'd seen him then, we would have fuckin' said. -[phone ringing] 315 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,880 Tegan, can you get the phone? 316 00:13:49,881 --> 00:13:52,079 So the last time you saw Don was Sunday night? OK- 317 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,520 Oh, no, no, no. She can't. 318 00:13:53,521 --> 00:13:56,599 -That little one can't. -I'm sorry, we are conducting a police interview. You can't- 319 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,320 Hey, she's my best friend. Tegan was my maid of honour. 320 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,800 OK? 321 00:14:00,801 --> 00:14:02,679 [Tegan] It's the funeral home, Ambs. 322 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:06,519 OK, well, you tell them, Teegs, that we're not paying for a full-size coffin. 323 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,759 We only got the head and the arm, so we'll just do a dog one. 324 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,639 For shit-sakes, Amber! Stop going on about bloody money. 325 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,879 Well, someone's got to, Mum. DJ won't, will he? 326 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,680 He just bought a fuckin' duck boat. 327 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:16,920 Tell them, Teegs. 328 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,400 Hey, DJJ, you've got my bracelet. 329 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,760 Boys don't play with bracelets. That's gay. 330 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:26,360 OK, so, the meal at the pub on Sunday. Was everyone in good spirits? 331 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,920 -What's it to you? -Yes. 332 00:14:27,921 --> 00:14:30,999 Do people who aren't in good spirits do three rounds of croc-sucking cowboys? 333 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,399 -It was a lovely night. -It was a lovely night. How dare you? 334 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,000 Oh. OK. 335 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,640 Who are they from, Troy? 336 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,400 "Dear Colleen, Amber, DJ and Trey-" 337 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,440 Troy! That's you. Troy. 338 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,800 "Sorry for your loss. Deepest symphonies, Jason Wade." 339 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,640 -Oh! -That dick-rat! The bloody nerve. 340 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,720 Troy, you take those birds of paradise out the back, 341 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,600 and you burn them in the incinerator. 342 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,280 So what happened after dinner? 343 00:15:05,281 --> 00:15:06,839 Dad got eaten by a fuckin' crocodile. 344 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,679 -The girl knows that, Amber! -No, sorry. 345 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,520 Actually, I meant what time did you all leave the pub? 346 00:15:12,341 --> 00:15:16,439 [Amber sighs] It's none of your business, 347 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,960 but Dad stayed at the pub, and then we all left about ten. 348 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,839 We dropped DJ and Troy back here, and then Mum come back to ours, 349 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,080 'cause all our kids had both-ends gastro. 350 00:15:25,081 --> 00:15:27,319 -Oh. -We were just swapping out buckets till 5am. 351 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,639 -Fuckin' awful. -Yeah, something ripped through them. -[clang] 352 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,439 [Mrs Darrell] It's probably that woman's nuggets. 353 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,200 And where did Don go after the pub? 354 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,000 -Probably headed home. -OK. And did he make it home? 355 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,280 Did Troy or your other son BJ see him? 356 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,120 DJ. Don Junior. 357 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,520 -How dare you? -Don J- DJ. Sorry. My bad. 358 00:15:43,521 --> 00:15:45,799 Yeah, you're not listening to a word we're saying. 359 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,320 No-one saw him after the pub. We already said that. 360 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,720 Right, we're done here. 361 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,040 I've lost my dad, DJJ's lost his pop. 362 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,620 Mum's lost the love of her life. 363 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,520 -We've had a gutful! -Yeah, we still need to talk to DJ. 364 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,400 DJ's not here. He's taken it hard. 365 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,200 He was Don's favourite. 366 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,600 [Eddie] Well, tell him we want a word. Come on, Collins, let's go. 367 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,200 Oh! Um... 368 00:16:06,201 --> 00:16:08,119 Actually, I do just have one more question. 369 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,520 -No, you don't. -Yes, I do. 370 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,040 By the time that Don's remains were found on Tuesday, 371 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,920 you hadn't seen him for two days. 372 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,480 Where did you think he was? 373 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,640 Fishing. 374 00:16:18,641 --> 00:16:20,799 Right, and what makes you think that he was fishing? 375 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,960 'Cause on Sunday night he told us he was going fishing. 376 00:16:23,961 --> 00:16:25,679 And you weren't worried about him? 377 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,720 No. We're not like you city people. 378 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,200 We can go weeks without talking to each other. 379 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,880 It's called being a family. 380 00:16:32,881 --> 00:16:36,679 Right, well, that feels like it's hit a natural conclusion. 381 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,920 Uh... Great. 382 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,240 We will... be in- Yes. 383 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,240 Troy! Fire! 384 00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:45,519 -[Amber] Fuck! -[Mrs Darrell] Bloody hell! -Shit! 385 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,380 Get up, you lazy cunt, there's a fire! 386 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,759 -Fuckin' Darrells. -Get the hose! Where's the hose? 387 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,470 -[Troy] I don't know where the fuckin' hose is. -Fuck! 388 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,480 [Eddie] OK, we question the locals about Sunday night. 389 00:16:56,481 --> 00:16:59,279 You just sit in the corner and try not to dog it up again, Scrabble. 390 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,360 [Dulcie] Ugh. 391 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,200 [Eddie] Come on, you three, cut the shit. 392 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,480 I know you know what fuckin' went on on Sunday night. 393 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,000 Your arses have been planted here since 1983. 394 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:14,040 What about you, Rabbit? Did you see Don Darrell on Sunday night? 395 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,880 Bert, did you see Don? Huh? 396 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,480 Rog, what about you? 397 00:17:18,481 --> 00:17:21,439 I didn't see anything pertaining to Don Darrell, Edwina. 398 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,439 I'll tell you what I did see recently, though. 399 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,920 -Lights in the sky over the DRR. -No. 400 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:29,119 -Extraterrestrial activity is increasing exponentially. -[Eddie] No, no, no! 401 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,440 No cooker shit, Rog, OK? 402 00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:33,159 Answer my questions or I'll sign you up for a government ID. 403 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,159 -Hey! Hot one today, boys. -[men respond indistinctly] 404 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,119 -Nup. Don't start that. Don't start! -[men continue indistinctly] 405 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,559 [Eddie] Don't start that. Fuck my hole. 406 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,120 [Mary] OK, you boys keep collecting cans... 407 00:17:42,121 --> 00:17:45,119 [Rog] Your government says the DRR is decommissioned military land. 408 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,759 -They're doing something out there, with my taxes. -[Dulcie] Lynn? 409 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,920 -You don't pay taxes, Rog. -And this is why. 410 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,520 -That's my man. Fuck the colony, babe. -Uh-huh. 411 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,560 Oh, this is beautiful. 412 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,600 Because my muse is beautiful. 413 00:17:56,601 --> 00:18:01,039 Those aliens are probably behind all this. They've probably got Triple Pet too. 414 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,440 -No! -Hi, boys. Hot one today. 415 00:18:03,441 --> 00:18:06,239 -Shut up, Joy. Stay out of it, Joy. -[men respond indistinctly] 416 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,600 Fuck's sake! 417 00:18:07,601 --> 00:18:10,799 [Lynn] Yeah, the Darrells were here on Sunday night for Don's 70th. 418 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,359 The kids ate five dozen nuggets. 419 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,200 [Dulcie] Uh, Don's 70th? Why didn't they mention that? 420 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,320 Oh, don't take it personally, Dulcie. 421 00:18:17,321 --> 00:18:19,799 The Darrells probably just didn't tell you about Don's party 422 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,720 because it's none of your business. 423 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,880 Here we are. 424 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,010 Oh! 425 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,360 -Mary? -[Mary] Yeah? 426 00:18:27,361 --> 00:18:30,639 -I thought you cleaned up in here. -No, remember, you were cleaning. 427 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,200 I was digging. 428 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,920 Oh. Don didn't even finish his Steak Cake. 429 00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:36,319 [Lynn sighs] I'll get the K�rcher 430 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,119 and pressure-hose the lot of it out the roller door. 431 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,279 Uh, just leave the mess for now, thank you, please. 432 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,920 OK, but we've got to clean it soon. 433 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,470 Pat's having her retirement do in here next week. 434 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,280 Mary, did the Darrells have a fight? 435 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,280 1982, Tyndall Base, 42.7 degrees, 436 00:19:05,281 --> 00:19:06,919 -still not as- -[Roger] But this is hotter! 437 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,840 OK, OK! OK, let's get back to Don Darrell 438 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,200 or I will kill you all. 439 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,520 We were at the Darrells yesterday. We fed King. 440 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,999 -OK. That's it, line up. You're all going to die. -Look at our photos. 441 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,359 Line up, I'm going to shoot you all. 442 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,520 -Hi. -Agh! 443 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,600 -[Joy] Ron chucked a chook. -Jesus. 444 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,960 Do you slide in on wheels? 445 00:19:23,961 --> 00:19:25,919 No, I've been here this whole time, again. 446 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,599 If you want to know what happened that evening, 447 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,759 the drone was filming around the pub on Sunday night. 448 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,799 I know because I stay in a caravan out back that barely has a roof. 449 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,079 If you got your hands on the drone, it might have filmed Don leaving. 450 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,320 Who owns the drone? 451 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,920 I'm not sure, maybe Satan. 452 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,040 [Rog] The croc in this cage isn't King. 453 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,840 -What? -This is not King. 454 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,720 This croc is missing its scutes. 455 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,240 Those shithouse rats! 456 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,920 [Eddie] Collins, where are you? 457 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,400 In here. 458 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,440 I know what happened to Triple Pet. 459 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,960 Troy did the penis on the billboard. 460 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,120 -[siren wails] -[loud rock music] 461 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:26,160 -[horn blares] -Oi! Hey! 462 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,680 -Pull over! -Fuck! 463 00:20:27,681 --> 00:20:29,479 -[Dulcie] Disembark the boat! -[siren wails] 464 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,410 -Gun it, Collins! Go! -[indistinct] 465 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,200 [Dulcie] Go, go. 466 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,799 -[Eddie] Hey! -DJ, they're coming. 467 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,439 I know what you two have been up to. You get down, you croc-napping fuckers. 468 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,760 Do not make me chase you! 469 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,880 That croc in King's cage, that's Triple Pet, isn't it? 470 00:20:45,881 --> 00:20:48,719 So that means it was King in the river with your dad's arm in it. 471 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,360 -Troy, split up! -OK! 472 00:20:50,361 --> 00:20:52,239 -[Eddie] Get off! -No, don't follow me! 473 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:56,120 Troy, do not jump. There is no give in that gravel! 474 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,320 [Eddie] None, mate! 475 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,690 -[Troy] Agh! -[Eddie] I told you that'd hurt. 476 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,040 [Dulcie] We need to question you formally. 477 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,400 -Get out of there. -[Troy squealing] 478 00:21:05,401 --> 00:21:07,399 -[Troy shouts indistinctly] -[Eddie] Come on, scrap! 479 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,279 -You think you can take me, scrap? -[small engine revs] 480 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,439 -You wanna take me on? -Troy! I've got the pee wee! -[Dulcie] Oh, my God. 481 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,760 -Dismount the tiny bike! -[Eddie] Off! 482 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,050 -[engine stops] -Fuck. 483 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,400 Get off, Troy! 484 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,920 [bike fails to start] 485 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,640 Fuckin' no! 486 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,520 I didn't do nothing! [sobs] 487 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,840 I didn't do nothing. 488 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,000 [Dulcie] I found this at the pub today. 489 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:49,680 Troy, did you graffiti the same penis and testes onto your father's face? 490 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,040 What? On the billboard? No, it was those Land of Crocs wankers. 491 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,560 Yeah, it was me. 492 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,880 Wh- You dick and balled dad's face? 493 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,120 -[Eddie] Eh! DJ! DJ! -Did you? 494 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,360 Dad said my birthday drawing made him look like a poof, DJ. 495 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,600 -Enough! -Stop it! 496 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,080 I was angry at him. 497 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,240 Troy, mate, come on. Look at me. 498 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,960 -Dads can be tough, yeah? -Mm. 499 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,560 -We know that. -Mm. 500 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,160 You know, weight of expectation. It's a lot. 501 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,040 Collins, her dad, he was shit. 502 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,200 He was an actor. He was in Brigadoon. 503 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,480 N- Uh, no, he was a brigadier in the Defence Force. 504 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,280 The point is, she understands why you'd want your dad dead. 505 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,000 -No. No. -[Eddie] Yeah. No. 506 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:33,120 You had a fight with your dad at the pub because of your gay dick art. 507 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:37,120 No, the fight was because Dad fed Grent crab and then his throat closed over. 508 00:22:37,121 --> 00:22:39,999 -Yeah, Dad says allergies are for poofs. -Yeah, OK, whatever. 509 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,919 And then after that, you killed your dad, 510 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,439 you fed his arm to King, your prehistoric garbage disposal. 511 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,679 -That's not what happened! -Yeah. And then King died 512 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,439 because he choked on that arm, so you chucked him in the river. 513 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,080 No, King was already- He was already in the river. 514 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,440 -What? -Sorry, King was already in the river? 515 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:57,679 Yeah, King got out Saturday night. The gate was open. 516 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,239 That's why we nicked Triple Pet. 517 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,919 We thought Frank was still in jail! 518 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,999 [Troy] DJ, is it our fault that Dad's dead? 519 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,480 Yeah, Troy. [sobs] 520 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,600 King got out, and, right, and then... 521 00:23:06,601 --> 00:23:08,679 and then King ate Dad when Dad fell in the river. 522 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,359 Man, it's fuckin' circle of life shit! 523 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,280 [Troy] King murdered Dad because we left the gate open! 524 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,520 [sobs] 525 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,910 [Eddie] Collins, these two fuckspanners don't know how Don died. 526 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,160 -Agreed. -Yeah. 527 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,160 -Mate! Shut up! -Troy! DJ! 528 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,160 -What the- What?! -Hey! 529 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,770 Where did you two go after the pub on Sunday night? 530 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,240 Home. Went home. 531 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,400 -Home. He was on his thing. -Twitch. 532 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,520 Troy- Troy was on his Twitch, and I went out with Rabbit, 533 00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:34,919 setting off some fireworks. 534 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,679 Look, I've got the videos on me socials to prove it. 535 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,759 -Look, look, 15 blowjobs all in a row. -[fireworks crackle] 536 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,760 Oh, no, thank you. No fellatio. No, no! 537 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,340 No, they're a type of firework. 538 00:23:42,341 --> 00:23:43,959 -[Eddie] What? -[fireworks continue] 539 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,050 -Like this. -OK. Right. 540 00:23:45,051 --> 00:23:47,759 Wait, hang on! What? They're our confiscated fireworks, Troy! 541 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,559 -Grab 'em! -No! Concentrate, please! -Leave them! 542 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,440 Did you see your dad at all? 543 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,120 He was due back at your place after the pub, yes? 544 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,920 -No. -No, Dad went to his place. 545 00:23:56,921 --> 00:23:59,039 -He's at- What? I'm not following. No? -His place? 546 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,159 -He was going to his place. -Yes, but isn't his place your place? 547 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,800 -No. -It's our place. 548 00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:05,519 Well, where the fuck is his place, then? 549 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,040 -Dad's donga. -Dad went to Dad's donga! 550 00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:13,839 [man on radio] You're on Top End Hot Hits with Beefy and the Skid, 551 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,879 where the Mango Madness is setting in, Skiddy. 552 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,479 [Skid] That's right, Beef. And, big news, 553 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,719 Toby the cadaver dog has joined the missing backpackers search, 554 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,000 just in time for Jason Wade's Big Barra Bashnanza, 555 00:24:24,001 --> 00:24:26,039 which kicks off tomorrow in Dirks River. 556 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,319 [Beef] Maybe Toby will have time to dip a rod in, Skid. 557 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,120 [Skid] Maybe. Maybe. [laughs] 558 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,520 -[eerie music] -[insects chirrup] 559 00:24:44,371 --> 00:24:47,319 -[Dulcie] No! -[Eddie] Come on. 560 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,079 -[Dulcie] No! -[Eddie] Why the fuck not? 561 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,680 Superintendent confirmed forensics is en route and the dongle is- 562 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,440 Dong-a! It's a portable building. Soft G. 563 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,120 Roll the end of the G. Dong-a. 564 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,800 However you pronounce it, 565 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,840 it is a suspected crime scene, so we wait for them. 566 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,840 No, we make our own destiny. I'm going in. 567 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,120 -No, like f...un you are! -Ugh! 568 00:25:06,121 --> 00:25:08,199 We don't have gloves, we don't have booties, 569 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,680 and it's all potential evidence in there. No. 570 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,280 OK, well, I'm going to get Leo to bring us booties. 571 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,880 -Leo? -Yeah. 572 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:16,399 The journo. Told me about the drone. 573 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,000 Why would Leo bring us booties? 574 00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:20,319 They were in the shower block when I was doing my bedtime bog-log, 575 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,719 -so I asked them to help us with this. -No, no, no, they won't. 576 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,640 A journalist is not joining this investigation. 577 00:25:25,641 --> 00:25:28,159 God, Eddie, you should have checked with me first. 578 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,679 No, fire them. Pay them out if you have to. 579 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,319 I'm not paying them, that's the good thing. 580 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,599 They just want first dibs on the story so they can turn it into a podcast. 581 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,320 Eh- What? 582 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,360 Collins, we need more hands, OK? 583 00:25:38,361 --> 00:25:39,919 Between the two of us we've got four hands, 584 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,679 but none of them know how to turn on a computer. 585 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,940 Leo can handle that for us. 586 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,710 Plus! They've got this vibe where they barely exist, 587 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:48,759 like people don't even notice when they're being interviewed by them. 588 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,280 They think it's the wind. 589 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,920 Hey, hey! No, Eddie, don't open that. I said we were waiting. 590 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,720 Oh. I forgot. 591 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,280 Ah. 592 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:04,960 Considering the Darrells' place looked like the BFG's junk drawer, 593 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,720 Don kept a remarkably clean dongler. 594 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,870 -[Eddie] Ugh. Donga! It's donga. -[Dulcie] That's what I said. 595 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,490 Wait. 596 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,160 Is it- Is it just me, or is this place on a lean? 597 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,160 No, you're right, it is on a lean. 598 00:26:21,161 --> 00:26:22,879 -I'm gonna dip a toe in. -No, don't! 599 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,050 -Just a toe. Just a fuckin' pointer toe. -No! 600 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,670 -There is no such th- -Oh, fuckin' finally, cunts! 601 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:29,399 -Eddie! -Where have you jizz biscuits been? 602 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,399 -Language! -Got a hard on for your swabs. 603 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,280 Despite the ants, this is a workplace. 604 00:26:33,281 --> 00:26:36,919 -I've got a semi, I've got a semi for your swabs. -Thank you. Hello. Thank you. 605 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,400 We didn't go in. 606 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,800 -Hi, ma'ams! -Ah! 607 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,520 [Eddie] G'day, Big Eyes! 608 00:26:46,311 --> 00:26:52,999 -[Mary] I'm struggling with these, Lynn. -[Lynn] Just use a hook grip, Mar. 609 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,760 -Hi, Lynn! -Oh, hi, Cath. 610 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,720 -Hi, Mary. -Oh, hi, Cath, yeah. 611 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,880 You look busy. 612 00:26:57,881 --> 00:26:59,879 [Lynn] Yeah, always got something to do. 613 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,519 [Mary] I don't think it'll all dissolve, Lynn. 614 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,280 -[Lynn] Shh! -[dog barking] 615 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,720 Oh, hello! 616 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,680 Where did you come from? Good boy! 617 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,000 -Aw! -I've got a new fishing shirt. 618 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,840 And a loose tooth as well. 619 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,080 Loose tooth? Wow. Is this your dog? 620 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,280 Boss isn't Cherry's dog, miss. No, that's Mav's dog, eh? 621 00:27:18,281 --> 00:27:20,279 Found him on the highway, eh. Oi, cool car, miss. 622 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,240 Mav loves cars. He stole one once. 623 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,370 Shut up, Cherry. 624 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,880 Oh, I stole Simon Creen's car once. 625 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,480 It was a uni grassroots guerrilla thing to protest fee deregulation. [laughs] 626 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,200 It didn't work. 627 00:27:32,201 --> 00:27:34,199 Can I get a Hurricane drink from LOCAOA? 628 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,080 Uh, yeah. Sure, you can. 629 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:41,000 Aunty! She's taking us to Land of Crocs to see Uncle Al. 630 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,720 Oh, good on you, Cath. I was running out of cans for them to collect. 631 00:27:44,721 --> 00:27:45,919 [Mav] Cool, I'm in the front. 632 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,399 -Come on, boss. -Thanks, Miss. 633 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,719 Oh, sick! It's got touchscreen! 634 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,920 Yeah, sure. 635 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,200 This'll be fun. 636 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,520 Where are we going, again? 637 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,400 Kate put me up for this uni placement 638 00:27:57,401 --> 00:27:59,799 because Darwin Forensics hasn't hired anyone new 639 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,360 -since the Azaria Chamberlain case. -[Eddie] Ah. 640 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,120 That's Lauren and Oliver, the other interns. 641 00:28:05,121 --> 00:28:08,799 They're either siblings or they're dating. I can't actually tell which. 642 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,959 Anyway, I'm paired with Toby the cadaver dog 643 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,039 because, according to the office manager, Diane, 644 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,199 we're in the same pay bracket. 645 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,599 Yeah, well, I'd get him away from the water, Big Eyes. 646 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,959 He's in the lunch position there. 647 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,440 The lunch position, ma'am? 648 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,280 Oh, shivers! Um... 649 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,200 Toby, come on! 650 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,800 -Toby, here, boy. -[barking] 651 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,520 Toby, come on. 652 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,920 [barking] 653 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 [Lauren] Toby, good boy! 654 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,800 -Isn't he so cute? -[Eddie] Mm. 655 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:38,399 Yeah. We're all supposed to be on the backpacker case, 656 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,040 but our boss, the Prof, sent us here for the day. 657 00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:43,519 But I don't mind because I'm back with my work mums. 658 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,320 -So, Abby, I was wond- -Oh, yeah! 659 00:28:45,321 --> 00:28:46,919 Oh, no, sorry. I wasn't going to do that. 660 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,559 -Why- What's happening here? -Oh, you- 661 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,440 -Oh, you didn't want to- OK, cool. -No, that's good. 662 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,520 -OK, um, how is this investigation going? -[loud buzzing] 663 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,480 Hey, did you hear that? That's not a spacecraft. 664 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,600 I assure you, I did not think it was. 665 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,640 It's that hovercunt drone! 666 00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:04,799 -Oh, Eddie- Eddie, leave it! -Hey! Wait up! 667 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,360 No, it knows stuff. 668 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,200 Oi! I want to talk about Sunday night in the pub! 669 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,800 So is this a potential crime scene, ma'am? 670 00:29:11,801 --> 00:29:13,559 That's what we're trying to figure out. 671 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,720 Don was headed here on Sunday night, 672 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:20,040 so we're just looking for anything to indicate what might have happened. 673 00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:22,239 Did Don make it out here? You know, was he alone? 674 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,759 Oh, wait, ma'am. You've just stepped in some Toby poo. 675 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,960 -No. No! -I'll go get you a bag. 676 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,280 Yep, great. 677 00:29:28,281 --> 00:29:30,519 Hey, hey! Get back here, you airborne fuck! 678 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,570 I just want to talk! 679 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,120 -Hang on. -Here, ma'am. You can lean on me. 680 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,360 Ah, thanks. Right. Right. 681 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,720 Ooh. 682 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,280 Is anyone missing a bracelet with... 683 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,400 straight-pride symbols on it? 684 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,440 And an iced coffee? 685 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,560 That your bracelet? 686 00:29:58,561 --> 00:29:59,679 No. 687 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,760 Right, well, we did find it this morning at your dad's dongra. 688 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,800 -His what? -At the... your dad's- 689 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,760 -Donga. Your dad's donga. -Yeah. 690 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,320 OK. Fuck's sake! 691 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,920 Were you out there last night? 692 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,050 No! I wasn't. 693 00:30:12,051 --> 00:30:14,479 I've got five kids under five, and Grent's never changed a nappy. 694 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,719 So that could be anyone's. 695 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,400 Sure, but we did see you with it yesterday 696 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,310 when you told Don Junior Junior he couldn't play with it. 697 00:30:21,311 --> 00:30:26,559 Well, so what that I was at the donga last night? What's it to you? 698 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,960 What's it to us? 699 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,600 What it- What it to us is 700 00:30:29,601 --> 00:30:31,519 is that we think your dad was murdered out there. 701 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,640 -[Dulcie whispers] Eddie, no! -Just- Fuck! 702 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,240 -Uh... -[Amber] What? 703 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,240 Yeah, yeah. What? 704 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,200 You fully said Dad was eaten by a croc. 705 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,920 No, we fully didn't. 706 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,720 It was you that said that. 707 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,640 Amber, we know about your dad's 70th, 708 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,520 how he force-fed your husband Grent mud crabs, 709 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,240 and that resulted in a fight where those crabs were weaponised. 710 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,910 Why didn't you tell us about the crab fight, Amber? 711 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,960 Why did you say it was a lovely night? Clearly, it wasn't. 712 00:30:58,961 --> 00:31:01,399 'Cause it's none of your fuckin' business that Dad is a cunt! 713 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,000 Ah. 714 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 That Dad was a cunt! 715 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,800 Amber, if you don't tell us why you were out at the donga, 716 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,760 then we're just going to have to guess. 717 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,880 And we think you went out there to cover up a bit of a dad-murder. 718 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,200 Tell them the truth, Ambs. 719 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,900 Yeah, listen to your mate, Amber. 720 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,280 Fuck off. 721 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,400 [Amber] Alright, fine. 722 00:31:24,401 --> 00:31:27,199 I was out there 'cause I was looking for the money. 723 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,199 I didn't find it because someone else has been out there. 724 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,759 I can tell 'cause the donga's been winched off its blocks. 725 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,559 And aside from that, I couldn't have killed him 726 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,479 'cause I was at the hospital all Sunday night with Grent 727 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,959 'cause his throat closed over, didn't it? 728 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,280 Shut up. Wait, what money? 729 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,160 -The money he wants back! -The money who wants back? 730 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,240 Him! Fuckin' him! Jason Wade! 731 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:50,080 That Land of Crocs fuck paid Dad 300 grand and now he wants it back! 732 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,000 Can I go? I've got meat in the car. 733 00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:58,039 [Leo] So Jason Wade grew up in Adelaide and attended an elite boys college 734 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,000 that was burned down by its own old boys when it went co-ed. 735 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,960 He has no priors, just a caution for driving 170km 736 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,920 in a 160 school zone. 737 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 -Are you OK? -[Dulcie] No, I'm not. 738 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:13,160 I'm police, Leo, and all of this is official police business. 739 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,320 -Uh-huh? -I know. 740 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,280 So if you publish anything about this case 741 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,680 before a suspect is convicted of this crime, 742 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,760 then not only would justice not be served for the victim, 743 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:28,840 but the law will come down on you with the force of a hypernova. 744 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,160 Do you understand? 745 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,290 -I do. -Good. 746 00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:33,879 But also, if you don't solve this case, I'm just going to bin the whole thing 747 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,980 because nobody wants to hear about losers. 748 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,200 Where was I? 749 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,040 Anybody want a chip? 750 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,480 Yeah, tastes like BO. Good BO. 751 00:32:42,481 --> 00:32:45,759 Jason is the star and creator of Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under 752 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,999 and the Marine spin-off, 753 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,920 Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under Goes More Down Under. 754 00:32:49,921 --> 00:32:51,319 Eight years ago, he opened 755 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,199 Jason Wade's Land of Crocs and Other Animals Wildlife Park 756 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,480 near Dirks River. 757 00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,920 Oh, no. I'm done. 758 00:32:59,921 --> 00:33:01,559 [Dulcie] Oh, OK. Alright, great. 759 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,080 Well, we'll head to Land of Crocs now. 760 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,960 $350, we got this car yesterday, is this normal? 761 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,560 -[both] Yeah. -Detectives! 762 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:12,690 Hold up. 763 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,120 G'day, Moonboot. 764 00:33:14,121 --> 00:33:16,799 -You don't answer your phone. -Yeah, 'cause it might be a bill. 765 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,119 Well, it wasn't a bill, it was me. 766 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,680 I was calling because a local man by the name of Mr Rabbit 767 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,760 reported a body part in the river. 768 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,720 It's in the water off Dickie's Knob. 769 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,850 OK, great. 770 00:33:28,851 --> 00:33:31,799 Well, I know a ranger that would love to take you on a boat to collect that, Luke. 771 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,560 No, no, no, see my shift ends in ten minutes. 772 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,760 Oh, no, don't look at me. I didn't bring my goggles. 773 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,520 I'm off to Land of Crocs. 774 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,440 [whirring] 775 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,680 Get out, you mongrel bastard winch! 776 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:54,920 Get out! 777 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,440 [recording] Did you know Child Protection Services now has an app? 778 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,200 Just key in your 26-digit client PIN for access- 779 00:34:01,201 --> 00:34:02,759 [woman] You're speaking with Ellen. 780 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,400 Oh, oh, oh! Hi! Hello! 781 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,520 Hi! Hello! Oh, hi, Ellen. Ellen, is it? 782 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,280 -Yes. -Yes. Ellen, hi. 783 00:34:08,281 --> 00:34:10,999 I'm Michaela Morris and I've recently become the kinship carer 784 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,599 -for my nephew Maverick. -One moment please. 785 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,440 No, don't put me on hold. Ellen. 786 00:34:14,441 --> 00:34:16,079 Connecting you with Kinship Services now. 787 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,159 -Ellen? -Thank you. 788 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,319 -[music plays over phone] -Fuck! At least fuckin' lube me up 789 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,560 before you fuck me like this, Ellen! 790 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:22,760 [shouts] 791 00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:25,159 [brakes squeal] 792 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,120 Are you right? 793 00:34:29,121 --> 00:34:32,359 [announcement] It's another big day at Land of Crocs and Other Animals 794 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,040 with our feeding of Chomp kicking off soon in the croc arena. 795 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,960 At 3pm we have the batfish feeding and don't forget to book in for... 796 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,719 Hi. I need to speak with Jason Wade. 797 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,079 The office isn't answering. 798 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,119 Yeah, sorry. It's mad during school holidays. 799 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,960 One adult, that's $75 please. 800 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,239 I'm police. 801 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,730 Unless you're a family of four, it's $75 please. 802 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,560 Right. Right, yep. 803 00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:58,959 No, I don't need that, I'm just... 804 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,799 -Here's your showbag. -...just gonna try and find- 805 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,399 -And here's that. -Yeah, I just need to know- 806 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,039 -And don't forget your ticket. -Great. Thanks. -Here you go, have a nice day. Next. 807 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,160 -Could you direct me towards back of house? -Just a minute. 808 00:35:09,161 --> 00:35:11,079 Thank you so much. Stand on the black X there, please. 809 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,239 Oh, I just need to be directed towards back of house. 810 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:18,080 OK, Big Fella is to your left, so look up at him super scared. 811 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,600 Who's up there? Oh. 812 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,600 [announcement] At 3pm Kate and Kate are going into the Tube of Doom. 813 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:28,720 And then, at 4pm, folks, we have the Sooty Grunter feeding with me, Roisin. 814 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,760 OK? But starting now in the CrocaSphere... 815 00:35:31,761 --> 00:35:33,439 -Just go through, please. -Right. OK. 816 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,000 ...it's croc feeding time with Big Fella! 817 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,080 [man, on P.A.] Thanks, Roisin. Take a seat, folks. 818 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,160 Welcome, welcome. G'day everyone. 819 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:47,280 My name is Al, and I'm the Land of Crocs and Other Animals Indigenous Ambassador. 820 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,800 [applause] 821 00:35:48,801 --> 00:35:50,599 Can you just take your seat, please, ma'am? 822 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,719 -Can you just take your seat, please? -And this has been in my people's country since time immemorial. 823 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,640 [sparse atmospheric Indigenous music plays] 824 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:10,320 -Sit down. -[Al] Today, I welcome everyone in the CrocaSphere to my country. 825 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,640 Cath? 826 00:36:11,641 --> 00:36:13,839 -Sit down! -[Al] My people have lived in harmony... 827 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,959 -Just sit down. -...with this ancient land... -I am! 828 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,920 -...for over 100,000 years... -Oh, my God! 829 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,080 ...caring for country, respecting country and all its creatures. 830 00:36:22,081 --> 00:36:23,399 Why does Uncle have that yidaki? 831 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,040 He doesn't even know how to play. 832 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,840 Like dungalaba. 833 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,960 [trills] 834 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,600 Dungalaba is Language for my totem, the saltwater crocodile. 835 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:34,840 [applause] 836 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,360 And now, a special surprise for you all, 837 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,960 the Top End's favourite son, Jason Wade! 838 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,520 [cheering and applause] 839 00:36:46,521 --> 00:36:48,839 [Jason] Thanks, Al. Everybody, give it up for him. 840 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,160 I'll tell you what folks, 841 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:53,680 no-one knows these rivers and these crocs better than our mate Al. 842 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,760 We've all learnt so much from him. 843 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,160 [cheering and applause] 844 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,360 -G'day, g'day. -[crowd] G'day, g'day. 845 00:37:01,361 --> 00:37:03,119 -G'day, g'day. -[crowd, louder] G'day, g'day. 846 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,050 -G'day, g'day. -[crowd] G'day, g'day. 847 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,600 My name is Jason Wade. 848 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,720 I might host a couple of TV shows... 849 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,520 -[cheering] -Few fans in the house! Love it. 850 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,240 But seriously, we all know who the real star of today is. 851 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:19,400 Ladies and gents, give it up for Big Fella! 852 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,560 Let's get him out here and give him a feed! 853 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,320 [Eddie] Yeah, so Moonboot said that Rabbit said 854 00:37:34,321 --> 00:37:36,159 that the body part was up around this way. 855 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:41,680 So we've just got to go up that um, trib... trib... tribitur...tree, uh, 856 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,960 by Dickie's Knob. 857 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,480 So I reckon we just head downstream, Miffy. 858 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,280 It's Miki! Do you seriously not remember me? 859 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,720 Miki Morris! We went to school together. 860 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,200 Oh, come on! It was you, me, my cousins, 861 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,840 a bunch of white dogs talking racist shit about us 862 00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:59,559 even though they only shared one fuckin' face between them like it was a bong. 863 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,610 Come on! 864 00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,119 You coat hangered me in Home Ec. 865 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,359 Yeah, because I'd invite you out for darts at the creepy-face tree 866 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,040 and you'd dog me every time. 867 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,200 Yeah. Cool. 868 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,920 So, what's been happening? You still at school? 869 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,480 I'm 44. 870 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,800 No shit! Me too. 871 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,190 Hey, I reckon we need to go to where the crocodile in the sunnies is. 872 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,760 You do realise that's an activity map for kids? 873 00:38:20,761 --> 00:38:24,199 -Hard- Hard left, I reckon, Miffy. -[beep] 874 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,480 [beeping continues] 875 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,880 -Is that your sonar or work's? -Work's. 876 00:38:30,881 --> 00:38:34,039 -[Eddie] That's a bull shark. -[Miki] I know. 877 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,760 Bull shark give birth to live young, like you. 878 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,920 You gave birth to your live young. 879 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,200 Is that- Is that how it happened? 880 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,160 What's that one? Is that a swordfish? 881 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,920 Swordfish cut their prey in half with their nose. 882 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,640 It's not a swordfish, alright? 883 00:38:50,641 --> 00:38:53,239 I know what a swordfish is and that's not a swordfish! 884 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,120 Worse than my kids. 885 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,640 Is it a torso? 886 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,040 Oh, bugger. It's just a foot. 887 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:03,279 That's not going to help us, unless Don died of tinea. 888 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,720 Ugh! Where's its big toe? 889 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,520 -[buzzing] -[Eddie] What's that sound? 890 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,880 The hovercunt! Yes! 891 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,090 Oi! 892 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,920 Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo! 893 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,840 Shit shot, my arse. 894 00:39:19,551 --> 00:39:24,519 [Dulcie] I'm investigating Don Darrell's death. 895 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,520 OK, and you've spoken to Amber Darrell. 896 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,840 I have. And your name came up. 897 00:39:28,841 --> 00:39:30,839 You think there's something going on with me and Amber? 898 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,999 -Uh, no, that is not what I thought. -[laughs] 899 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,160 -Dulcie, come on. -"Detective" is fine. 900 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,120 How do I put this politely? 901 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,720 My wife, Althea, 902 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,920 is a former runner-up Miss Australia. 903 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:44,159 She's won Fashion on the Field, she's beautiful. 904 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,079 Here, have a look at her cover of Maxim. Pre-kids, of course. 905 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,959 It's really not necessary for me to see your wife's photos. 906 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,520 But you get it, though, right? 907 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,920 If I have an affair, it won't be with someone like Amber Darrell. 908 00:39:54,921 --> 00:39:56,919 She doesn't even register as a woman to me. 909 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,640 Well, that is not why your name came up. 910 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,720 She told us about the $300,000. 911 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,800 Oh, that. [laughs] 912 00:40:04,801 --> 00:40:06,999 Oh, you had be worried there for a second, Dulcie. 913 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,200 -Detective. -[sighs] 914 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,520 Why did you give Don Darrell $300,000? 915 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,600 It's to buy King. 916 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,560 The biggest crock in the Territory. 917 00:40:16,561 --> 00:40:17,999 I've been trying to buy him for years. 918 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,480 I knew the Darrells were struggling, so I made Don an offer he couldn't refuse. 919 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,360 I paid him the cash Friday. 920 00:40:24,361 --> 00:40:26,679 Gonna need that back, obviously, now that he's dead. 921 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,600 -Don? -No, King. 922 00:40:28,601 --> 00:40:30,119 I can wait till after the funeral. 923 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,959 You know? I don't need the cash, obviously. 924 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,439 [chuckles] Make more than that each week off Hurricane drinks. 925 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,120 Yeah, that makes sense. They are $35 a pop. 926 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,690 Can't believe you thought I was having an affair with Amber Darrell! 927 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:44,080 -[mimics retching] -Not what I thought, so- 928 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,800 Anyway, missus and I have an event to get to. 929 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,360 We're Pearl Ambassadors, so let me walk you out. 930 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,490 Oh, I- 931 00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:52,359 I'll see if I can remember where the staff exit is. 932 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:56,320 Not on the ground much anymore, just, uh, flat-chat, filming my show. 933 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,840 Editing season 12 right now. 934 00:40:57,841 --> 00:40:59,399 Yeah, and then we're gonna do a series 935 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,879 where I drive a fast car over a salt lake... 936 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,359 -Oh, that's alright, I'll get that. -...back and forth, me and big Russ, 937 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,640 Russell Crowe. [laughs] 938 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,000 [dramatic music plays] 939 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,360 Hey, Leo! 940 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,000 I shot down the hovercunt. 941 00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:25,559 So I need you to see if there's any footage on the drone 942 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,000 of Don leaving the pub. 943 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,360 So, yeah, I action you to action that. 944 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,000 Come on, quick dicks, Leo. 945 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,480 Mm-hm? 946 00:41:32,481 --> 00:41:35,119 -[Leo] Ugh! -[Eddie] That's a foot. Don't worry about that. 947 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:39,200 Eddie! I met the most amazing dog today. 948 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,880 Awesome. Yeah, great. 949 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,600 Look! 950 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,240 -[squeals] His name's Boss! -Yeah. 951 00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:47,479 I'm a bit too busy to talk about dogs right now, Cath. 952 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,039 Hey, um, Leo, can we hurry this up? 953 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,359 I need to get this foot to forensics before it gets soupy. 954 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,080 [Leo] There is footage saved on this drone. 955 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,510 [Eddie] Is there anything from Sunday night? 956 00:41:58,211 --> 00:42:03,279 -[Oliver] I'm going outside, Lozzie. -[Lauren] OK. 957 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,119 [Oliver] Oh, bloody hell. That was a monumental waste of time. 958 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,559 There is absolutely nothing here to suggest this is a crime scene. 959 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,399 [Abby] Yeah, because someone's hosed the site down, Oliver. 960 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,039 I mean, look, there's water runoff, 961 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,919 even though it hasn't rained here since last April. 962 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,159 Of course it's rained here since then, Ally, that's ridiculous. 963 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,719 -No, it's the tropics. -Grab Toby, yeah? We're leaving. 964 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,480 Lozzie, let's get out of here. 965 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,120 -[Lauren] OK, Ollie. -Toby, where are you? 966 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,400 [attempts to whistle] Toby? 967 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,960 Toby? 968 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,480 [blows, spits] 969 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,800 -[attempts to whistle] -[splash] 970 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,840 Frig! Frig! Frig! The lunch position! 971 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,480 Toby? 972 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,640 -Toby? -[barking] 973 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:44,200 Toby, is that you? 974 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,840 [barking] 975 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,920 Oliver, Toby found a toe! 976 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,520 It is the crime scene! 977 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,360 [whining] 978 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,680 No, Toby, that's evidence! Toby, no! 979 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,160 [sighs] 980 00:42:58,161 --> 00:43:01,399 [Eddie] Yeah, this is good, Leo, but there's no one around. 981 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,479 The joint's dead. Looks like a model railway. 982 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,559 -Just go around the corner. -[Leo] I can't turn the camera around, I'm not controlling it. 983 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,839 [Eddie] No, I've seen people do it. 984 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,599 [Leo] No, you've seen Google Street View. 985 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:10,680 [ding] 986 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,600 Oh, that's just me. That's 76 photos of Boss. 987 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,000 [Eddie] Cool. No, no, don't, don't go away! 988 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,320 I haven't seen Don leave the pub. Where are you going now? 989 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,880 Wait. I know where that is. 990 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,680 That's near Don's donga. 991 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,960 That's his bloody jetty. 992 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,080 G'day, g'day. 993 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:34,000 Who do we have here, then? 994 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:38,400 [Jason] So I'm doing K2, then Denali, then Everest with Nat Geo. 995 00:43:38,401 --> 00:43:41,919 And then I'm back here for a six-parter where we barbecue fish on the beach. 996 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:46,320 Sounds fun. Jason, I also will need your whereabouts for last Sunday night. 997 00:43:46,321 --> 00:43:48,919 -My P.A.s know my diary, so just give them a call. -Great. Who are they? 998 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,479 This is the exit. Do you need a selfie with me to show the girls back home? 999 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,920 -Ah, no, I think the girls are fine. -Great, great. Awesome, awesome. 1000 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,620 Really great to meet you, Dulcie. 1001 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,240 Really special. OK. Take care. 1002 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,840 And your P.A.'s contacts, I'll just get the numbers of the... 1003 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,200 Mm. 1004 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,680 Thank you. That was- Yeah. 1005 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,360 [sighs] 1006 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,560 [phone rings] 1007 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,120 Eddie? 1008 00:44:18,121 --> 00:44:20,759 Collins, there was someone else out at Don's donga. 1009 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,839 They got picked up on the drone on Sunday night. 1010 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,960 They're dragging Don's body up the jetty. 1011 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,040 [Dulcie] What? Can you tell who it is? 1012 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,320 -It's Chomp. -Sorry, it's who? 1013 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,240 -God! -Chomp, from Land of Crocs. 1014 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,840 He's our killer! Collins? 1015 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,420 Collins, are you still there? 1016 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,200 What the fuck? 1017 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,320 Whoa! 1018 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,560 Hey! 1019 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,800 [grunts] 1020 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,040 [breathes heavily] 1021 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,960 [theme music plays] 1022 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,800 [music ends] 1023 00:46:29,850 --> 00:46:34,400 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0